Disclaimer: Jets Tailspin is a satire column


As semester two kicked off, a massive staffing overhaul took place at DIS: every teacher was replaced by a robot. The update came after the administration attended the EARCOS Leadership Conference about the future of education and, according to Dr. Willette, “Got really inspired.”
Surprisingly, the DIS community embraced the change. In fact, when the announcement aired during the season two assembly, the Jetnasium erupted with the most thunderous applause in school history since the last teacher professional development half-day was posted on the DIS website calendar.
As the malfunctions continued, both robots and students begged the teachers to return. A formal petition was submitted to the front office – co-signed by the middle school student council and two robots (one of whom signed in Latin).














































Rishik • Mar 25, 2026 at 7:35 pm
This is actually really good
Amy • Mar 25, 2026 at 7:24 pm
This was so funny Azullll!! Can’t wait for your next article :))))