Disclaimer: Jets Tailspin is a satire column.

Known for dances, cheers, and pumping up the Jets across all ages, he’s actually pretty quiet in front of the big crowds. The Tailspin caught up with the infamous introvert behind closed doors, and Glider brought a flood of personality. Here is everything you need to know about the DIS mascot. 

Favorite Food: Jets’ Cafeteria Lunch 

Favorite School Subject: AP Computer Science 

Biggest Pet Peeve: An empty henhouse

Biggest Achievement: Getting my commercial pilot license 

Biggest Misconception about Glider: I’m not a furry 

Biggest Fear: I have anxiety when I perform 

Favorite Season: Winter cuz my fur turns white 

Major in University: Aviation 

Legacy: Teaching a new generation that anyone can be Glider!! 

Least Favorite Question: “What does the fox say?” 

Favorite Fashion Brand: Well I used to shop at H&M and Zara but I realized they used unethical child labor and fast fashion just doesn’t fit my mojo. So I only get products through vintage stores which are really hard to find in Korea. Some call it minimalist or dumpster core but I just call it being “me.” 

Glider, are you going to wear any pants?: I plead the fifth. 

Thank you Glider, we learned so much. Give Glider a high-five the next time you see him in the KISAC tournament.