What is the most ridiculous excuse you’ve ever used?

Esther Choi, Photographer and Broadcast Journalist

November 21, 2024

The student tells his teacher the classic; my dog ate my homework.

Oftentimes, life forces us into tasks that we would rather get out of, and we create absurd justifications to avoid the blame. Sometimes, the dumbest excuses work their magic – whether you fake an emergency or you invent random scenarios. What’s the most ridiculous excuse you’ve ever used to get out of something? Get ready to laugh, cringe, or even to recall your own ridiculous excuses from the past.

Gaby Kim, Grade 6 (Esther Choi)

Gaby Kim, Grade 6

When my mom told me to sleep early but I was working on my homework, she screamed at me. So, I told my mom that I only have to write a sentence but actually, I had to write a whole page.
Irene Lee, Grade 5 (Esther Choi)

Irene Lee, Grade 5

So, it was this time when I came home late from my friend’s house. My friend and I didn’t keep track of time and I went past my curfew, so my mom asked me why I was late from her home. And I said that we had to do school work together but actually we were just playing and lost track of time.
Gia Kim, Grade 7 (Esther Choi)

Gia Kim, Grade 7

The most ridiculous excuse that was said before was when I was late to the academy, I made this excuse to my teacher that my horse escaped from the stable and that I had to catch it. Even though I didn’t have a horse, my teacher believed me because my hobby is horseback riding and my teacher knew about that.
Mrs. Becky, School Nurse (Esther Choi)

Mrs. Becky, School Nurse

At night, when I went to sleep and put my daughter on her bed, I started to pretend to fall asleep because she talks too much. Then, if she realizes that I’m sleeping, she falls asleep fast.
Azul Rivera Meza, Grade 9

Azul Rivera Meza, Grade 9

So once when I was fencing back in Canada with my friends, the training was harsh. So we told the coach that we had to go somewhere and that we were so busy but actually we were going for boba. But in the boba place, we met our coach and she was like what are you doing here but we said that we just came for a quick break.
Hailie Han, Grade 4

Hailie Han, Grade 4

Lorenzo gave me a pressure quiz and I said that I didn’t have enough time to solve this because I was doing important things even though I didn’t have anything to do. I didn’t do the quiz because I don’t even know what this is and I can’t read his handwriting. And now it is sitting in my folder forgotten.
Mr. Hortezuela, Science Teacher

Mr. Hortezuela, Science Teacher

In my P.E class, we had a dancing project. But among the members, I was the one who can’t follow the steps and the dance. So as an excuse, I volunteered to become the star dancer so my grades won’t be affected. And because I was the star dancer, during the presentation, I danced with my own simple steps and my group members were good dancers behind me.
Seo Wonhee, Cafeteria Employee

Seo Wonhee, Cafeteria Employee

It may sound childish but I acted like I had a bad headache because I didn't want to work that day and my boss believed it.

Ridiculous excuses might land you in trouble, but at least they gift you unforgettable stories. I use this classic excuse all the time to get out of meetups when I’m not in the mood: I promise my mom I’d help her organize the bookshelf, but every time I try, I end up reading random books for an hour. Now, it’s your turn – the next time you have a task that you want to dodge, try any one of these ridiculous excuses, it just might work.

About the Contributors

Esther Choi, Photographer and Broadcast Journalist

Esther, a bright-eyed bushy-tailed photographer, learned the art and skill of photojournalism just this year. Her passion for capturing moments and storytelling brought her to the DIS media team. Esther spends her time on the Competitive Debate Team and editing videos for the Jet Stream. She likes to argue with others with precision logic. You can find Esther filming interviews and Shorts for DISTV. In her spare time, she enjoys crochet, crafts, and music.

Alice Kim, Illustrator

Alice Kim, joins the illustration staff on the Flyoverf Through her love of art, she conjures up creative ideas and draws them up with amazing detail. Writers in the newsroom request custom designs from Alice each week. An avid animal lover, Alice spends most of her free time with Chapssal, her spiky hedgehog.

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Sola • Dec 2, 2024 at 12:34 pm

Great excuses 😀 Mine is probably I had a big concert practice after school so I didn’t have to go to a family gathering? I was hanging out with my friends 🙂


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Lily Kim • Nov 26, 2024 at 6:32 pm

Great drawings!


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Aiden • Nov 26, 2024 at 6:28 pm

My excuse is I’m reading this so I don’t have to read the others


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Arin • Nov 26, 2024 at 6:26 pm

Some excuses are actually really believable, while some are funny!


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Dana Lee • Nov 26, 2024 at 6:25 pm

This jetsflyover is amazing! Maybe I can use these excuses later for different situations!


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GG • Nov 26, 2024 at 6:24 pm

The funny thing is that my friends think naturally that i went to a horse-riding competition when I’m absent…even though i was sick the for the whole day 🙂


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