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The phone ban introduced last year brings both positive and adverse effects to the student body. Some agree that phones overall negatively influenced student behavior and welcomed the ban. Others stand outside Dr. Willette’s office in protest, angrily waiting for their phones. But an unknown side of the issue rears its ugly head, revealing a devious and unexpected development: teachers caught using seized devices for their own benefits.

“I needed to get my fix of Roblox, ever heard of ‘Grow a Garden?” said Ms. Wang.

“I’m reading a book. Maybe,” said Ms. Nagy.

“My digital cats need me!” shouted Mrs. Willette.

“The Tiktoks don’t record themselves,” shrugged Ms. Loutsch.

Mr. Kaschub said, “My Fantasy Football team needed to be drafted, this phone was the perfect opportunity.”

“I left my phone in a taxi, so when I saw a phone out, I knew I found my replacement,” claimed Mrs. Medina.

Mr. Gall commented, “I needed to order some food for a teacher meeting. The textbook? That’s for homework.”

Mr. Bergan kicked back and deadpanned, “I needed to watch K-Pop Demon Hunters one more time.”
*random DIS student* • Sep 24, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Defi the funniest article ever 🙂
Gio Park • Sep 11, 2025 at 7:29 pm
its was very funny
Sola • Sep 5, 2025 at 7:01 am
Le gasp, the atrocity!!
Muhammad • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:32 pm
This is pretty funny.
Allison • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:30 pm
This is so one of the funniest things I’ve saw this morning!!
Yujun • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:30 pm
It’s so nice to see Chirayu continuing the legacy of jets tailspin!
Ministry of Education • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:29 pm
hmm
chloe i think • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:28 pm
very tuff, 10/10
Mika • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:28 pm
that’s really funny
Netflix • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:25 pm
Mr Bergan should watch it about 247 times… We need views
Maei Jin • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:24 pm
This is so funny….. I love it 🙂
FBI • Sep 4, 2025 at 7:24 pm
Nice Job
Thomas • Sep 4, 2025 at 8:20 am
Definitely one of the funniest articles on Jets Flyover.