Jets Tailspin: Whistleblower unmasks clever scheme to feast on “free” snacks at the Snack Shack

Selina Son, Managing Editor

June 4, 2024

Anonymous whistleblower reported to the Flyover of a new scheme amongst students: sneaking into the snack shack to “borrow” unguarded goods. The Flyover caught four students red-handed with various items: four choco pies, two bags of chips, two prom tickets, and a bottle of orange juice.

“I’m doing good for the environment. I’m preventing food-waste,” Minji Kim, G8.

“No, no, no. I’m not going to eat it. I’m going into dentistry in college, so I don’t want to see any cavities at DIS,” Alex Lee, G12.

“I know I’m not in high school, but I need to sneak into prom. Vote Christine for queen!” Luke Cho, G8.

“I apologize to the clubs that I stole from. I’m sorry…sorry that I couldn’t take more before I was caught. Hehehehehehe (sinister laugh),” Niha Banerjee, G10.

About the Contributors

Selina Son, Managing Editor

DIS veteran Selina Son makes her mark in her final year on the Jets Flyover staff. With confidence, extroversion, and a dash of charisma, she jumps from classroom to classroom to share her hot takes. From social issues to science conspiracies, Selina knows it all. As the president of SOAR and string orchestra, Selina graces the campus with bubbles of entertainment and joy.

Christine Park, Illustrator

After years of persuasion from her peers that sparked intrinsic motivation, Christine Park finally enters Journalism as a senior. Chris’s greatest passion revolves around the field of art and anime. Her role as the president of the National Art Honors Society and Visual Arts Club proves the enthusiasm she bears for artistry. As the new illustrator for the Jets Flyover, Chris is eager to dive into journalism and share her artwork and comics with a wider audience.

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Sola • Sep 4, 2024 at 1:28 pm

Ah the sinister Niha laugh mwahahahaha


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lunaaa • Jun 5, 2024 at 8:26 am

have u ever? @selson


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  selinnn • Jun 5, 2024 at 8:27 am
  
  NEVER!! I live with integrity…how about u
  
  
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    lunaaa • Jun 5, 2024 at 8:27 am
    
    hehe
    
    
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