
Anonymous whistleblower reported to the Flyover of a new scheme amongst students: sneaking into the snack shack to “borrow” unguarded goods. The Flyover caught four students red-handed with various items: four choco pies, two bags of chips, two prom tickets, and a bottle of orange juice.

“I’m doing good for the environment. I’m preventing food-waste,” Minji Kim, G8.

“No, no, no. I’m not going to eat it. I’m going into dentistry in college, so I don’t want to see any cavities at DIS,” Alex Lee, G12.

“I know I’m not in high school, but I need to sneak into prom. Vote Christine for queen!” Luke Cho, G8.

“I apologize to the clubs that I stole from. I’m sorry…sorry that I couldn’t take more before I was caught. Hehehehehehe (sinister laugh),” Niha Banerjee, G10.
Sola • Sep 4, 2024 at 1:28 pm
Ah the sinister Niha laugh mwahahahaha
lunaaa • Jun 5, 2024 at 8:26 am
have u ever? @selson
selinnn • Jun 5, 2024 at 8:27 am
NEVER!! I live with integrity…how about u
lunaaa • Jun 5, 2024 at 8:27 am
hehe