“Anything for my pet. I would rather spend money on her healthcare instead of mine.” 

“I want to hear ‘good job’ and get snacks if I tinkle in the correct place, too.”

“My dream is to be reincarnated as a rich person’s cat.” 

“My pet has a better life than mine. Baechu gets premium food, a nice bed, a warm house, and unrequited love. He can scratch my face, and I’ll say thank you.”